Thursday, December 24, 2009

The Southern Comfort Files 

You must forgive the screwed up comment section. Beloved Haloscan has gone away and I'm trying to get the new comment system set up correctly.

The Daily Crutch
December 2009

I'm going through nearly 6 years worth of posted images and will be posting a ton over the holidays. Here's the first go'round.

I know it's completely shocking to the world, but I do enjoy tipping back the occasional Southern Comfort. That generally means plenty of chances to snap pictures of bottles in various states of fullness. Here are just a few of my favorite SoCo pictures from the last six years. (There may be some that are NSFW like this one, those I will link and warn)

The one and only Bradoween since I started the site
Rules for the Al Can't Hang Experience can be found here

Portable shot carrier anyone?

Terri pouring a shot, not usually a big deal, this was the St. Patrick's Day booze massacre
I would be called later this night and invited to the Playboy Mansion
(aka called up to the Big Leagues)

The stash for me and BigMike in St. Martin
The booze lasted about 36 hours

For reference, this is what they mean by "Al-sized shot"

The booze starter kit for Key West in 2007

I thought I imagined this walking down Royal St. during Mardi Gras

Tailgating before the Phillies World Series parade
Kegs SoCo and eggs (with bacon!)

Trying to tilt the players at Gracie and SSP's Poker Dome

Random bartender at the Hooker Bar with yet another empty

I'll always support a place that provides my own stock of SoCo

This was a common theme on my road trip last year
Empty bottles scattered down the east coast

My Key West Darlin' Nikki


2009 Christmas Present 

The Great Northeast
December 2009

OK bloggers and readers and random nudie google gawkers, I'm taking a quick break from trying to recount the few Vegas memories I have floating in my head to wish everyone safe and happy holidays. Watch out for the semi-tarded amateurs who will take this time to overindulge. I'm spending the last few days of the year going over my 2009 via pictures and video. I hope to have a 2009 recap video similar to what Pauly puts out each year. This was my first full year as a first class degenerate and a good fucking year it was.

I also found the need to download every single image from the alcanthang.com server looking for some things and realized I have some gems there also. Over the next few days I'll do nothing but post a bunch of old images. That should entertaining. I'm also chopping the holy hell out of the blogroll on the right, don't be offended.

Until then, Pauly put out the December version of Truckin' for a nice Christmas present.

Cheers and see you on the other side.

December 2009, Vol. 8, Issue 12

1. Stiff Santa by Paul McGuire
The Beverly Center had one strict rule -- never under any circumstances remove the bunny head in public. That would mortify young children. Josh turned to Ritalin to solve his problems... More

2. Christmas Money for Misty by Johnny Hughes
Misty laid her best story on Sam, her road story. She was temporarily broke, like most casino folks, but she was to inherit the historic Morgan Ranch, 473 oil wells, 47,000 acres, and a bunch of cows in the Texas panhandle... More

3. The Hobby by Milton Burton
The driver himself was a small-time coke pusher and wannabe heavy metal musician named Ronnie DeLoach who would never make it big, partly because he was void of any real musical talent. But mostly this sad fact could be attributed to his very limited life span... More

4. Dick-Hole, Part II by Bobby Bracelet
Most guys will yank it twenty times a week but they won't feel their balls for lumps. I see it all the time... More

5. Absence of Fear by George Tate
The turns became hard to handle and Gatlin knew it wouldn't take much to be over a guard rail and down the side on his back, load, tractor, and all. He suddenly cleared his mind and focused on the words, "Turn off the engine, that's it."... More