Thursday, November 27, 2008

Turkey Cup 

I despise amateur night, the Wednesday before Thanksgiving Day, when all your favorite chuckleheads are out at the bar in force for their one big drunk of the year. That's why I'm posting at midnight instead of sitting in my normal seat at the pub. I made it a few hours through the night before bailing, right after a moron spilled his Miller Lite in my crotch. Doesn't bode well for picking up a drunk chick when your nuts smell like cheap beer.

So instead I will post this and remind you of Dr. Pauly's now-annual Turkey Cup on Thanksgiving evening. Relax and throw some chips around after putting up with your family and the turkey jerky they pass off for a decent meal.