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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Cheers to Pauly 

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S. Thompson
The quote in honor of the poker version of Thompson, Dr. Pauly, who's celebrating his birthday today. I look forward to pouring many bottles of Soco down his gullet to celebrate in 24 to 48 hours.

Last day of work before the bash is driving me insane. I'm working frantically to make sure this IS my last day of work before the bash and no one is cooperating.

Cheers and I'll catch you on the other side of the weekend. Hopefully.


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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Speechless, but not really... 

At this point it just gets tiresome to write again that it was another drinking Monday, another weekday where I rolled into my house when the sun was a whole hell of a lot closer to sunrise then sunset. Seems to be no big deal these days dealing with 3 hours of sleep with a belly full o' booze before getting up and heading off to the hell known as work. But don't think I'm not working while I'm out at the bar, my dear friends. I'm always looking to add members to the crew or at least people for the Bash. Along those lines, I give you a sentence that has never been written before in this corner of the webosphere.

So there I was hanging out with the president of a sorority who goes to a local all girls institute of higher learning.

Now I am not an attractive man. I've been known to hang around the bad side of ugly on a regular basis so there is absolutely no way in hells I should be chatting with this pending micro-biologist about all things punk rock (Ramones, Sex Pistols, etc) and how it just so happens that their sorority was looking for something big to do this weekend. And I didn't point to BigMike and say "you can do him this weekend". Must resist those urges when something this important is going down.

Not only do they plan on attending the festivities at the Bash, but plan on bringing as many girls as they can. AND they said they were going to make their pledges be the designated drivers. So this is the grenade I jumped on for you, if you should happen to be at the Bash with just too much booze in your system and you can't seem to find our shuttle driver, you might find yourself being driven home by a 20 year old sorority pledge looking to fulfill her community service requirements.

God almighty you guys owe me a shot or ten.

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I don't even have time to go into the big boobed fire fighter or the 6 foot 6 blonde model who's interested include world peace, avoiding fur, and curing feline diabetes.

That's just too much for one hippy to get into right now.

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Currently playing in WinAmp...

1. Ozzy Osbourne - Over the Mountain
2. The Runaways - Cherry Bomb
3. Kill Switch Engage - Holy Diver - Thanks again to Jestocost
4. Ted Nugent - Flying Liplock
5. Pantera - Cowboys from Hell

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Those in line to get shitty drunk for no other reason than the booze, bar, and venue exists...

Boy Genius
Dr. Pauly
Iggy
Gracie and Pablo
BadBlood
CJ aka Luckbox
Heather
Derek
StB
Drizz
Arne
Poker Wolf
Joaquin
Slb
Carter - Just wouldn't be the Bash without Carter.
brdweb
Falstaff
Joe Speaker - That's right ladies. Line up neatly starting at the bar
Veneno - Poker Poison
Katitude the Cheek Grabber
F-Train - Attempting to defend his drunken blogger Championship
Auntie Maudie!
Helixx - lives so close that he has no choice.
Brandon Schaefer - mastering the art of drunken poker one shot at a time
Tripjax
Jordan
SirWiffleWaffleHouse
SoxLover
Matt Maroon
KindBits
Nick Christie
Hells Satans Poker

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Monday, September 18, 2006

Randomized without spell checker again 

Random thoughts running through my head as I try to ignore the memories of the Iggles game yesterday even as my friends keep trying to talk to me about it...

- I listened to the live stream of The Poker Show on Philly 950am to catch Gavin. I sure hope the problem was with the internet stream and that's not the way the interview went out over the air. A long stream of commercials and when they came back, his interview was already started and they were just finishing up talking about the charity and game. Frustrating. At least Gavin got some plugs for the event at the end.

- I got a nice present this weekend from CardPlayer magazine for the Bash. I can only assume Gavin pushed some buttons to get the swag. Either that or they looking to repair their image. 140 friggin pounds of swag. Current copies of the mag, hats, t-shirts, god awful mouse pads, and a couple dozen copies of 52 Tips for Texas Hold 'em Poker.

- Evanne and her mother went fishing the other day. Brought back a crapload of blue fish, which in my mind isn't really food, it's just bait to catch real food. 100 pounds of frozen crap fish in the freezer. Smells like a low-end grade-F whore house.

- 6 words that make me sad. Otis won't be at the Bash.

- I need to come up with a playlist for the DJ playing the Bash between 6 and 8. A few hints. BadBlood won't be getting his Slayer, Pauly won't be hearing much Phish, and BG won't be hearing any of his elevator music. Other than that, hit me with your ideas.

- I can't wait for 2am on September 24th. By then I'll be sitting around with everyone who survived the evening and I can really start to tie a load on. Did I mention this might be the last bash?

Those in line to get shitty drunk for no other reason than the booze, bar, and venue exists...

Boy Genius
Dr. Pauly
Iggy
Gracie and Pablo
BadBlood
CJ aka Luckbox
Heather
Derek
StB
Drizz
Arne
Poker Wolf
Joaquin
Pii - Drowned at the River
Slb
Carter - Just wouldn't be the Bash without Carter.
brdweb
Falstaff
Joe Speaker - That's right ladies. Line up neatly starting at the bar
Veneno - Poker Poison
Katitude the Cheek Grabber
F-Train - Attempting to defend his drunken blogger Championship
Auntie Maudie!
Helixx - lives so close that he has no choice.
Brandon Schaefer - mastering the art of drunken poker one shot at a time
Tripjax
Jordan
SirWiffleWaffleHouse
SoxLover
Matt Maroon
KindBits
Nick Christie
Zeem Jr

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